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The Purge

My period: Now commencing the monthly purge. For the next five days, there will be cramps that make you feel like WW3 in your uterus, random bouts of bitchiness and sadness, bloating, and unexplained horniness. We thank you for your participation.
Me: NOOOO! No!! Please! I won't make it!
My period: Just remember all the good the purge does.
The bloodhound gang.
werewolf-shadow:

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