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I just have one thing to say about Harry’s reception in the music world, in terms of his writing. We’ve gotten a few reviews of the song he penned for Ariana Grande within the past few days and I can only recall one of them being extremely positive (and it was Sugarscape so even though I love…


My personal favorite. :)

The Purge

My period: Now commencing the monthly purge. For the next five days, there will be cramps that make you feel like WW3 in your uterus, random bouts of bitchiness and sadness, bloating, and unexplained horniness. We thank you for your participation.
Me: NOOOO! No!! Please! I won't make it!
My period: Just remember all the good the purge does.
The bloodhound gang.